That ominous PSA would slice through your living room like a warning shot. Even as a kid, hearing it made me sit up straighter, like I might be in trouble even though I was the kid.

“Sip the season.”

"Great Aunt Glorp is bringing the gelatinous casserole again."

It all began at a backyard BBQ, when someone walked in with the cutest wiener dog.  “I like your weiner!”